I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen
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Its so nice that they come in a variety of sizes, from beginner trees to advanced trees.
Now you too can be Filled with holiday spirit!
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Anonymous asked:
You shouldn’t say ****
bulkhummus Answer:
girl give me a hint at least
Honestly if you’re capable of pronouncing a row of asterisks I say go ahead and do it
Anonymous asked:
describe nyc in 3 words
edwad Answer:
new york city
the fact top5series is tumblr’s first ever original series and its lead by shane and ryan like ???? I am so fucking proud of them holy shit they are paving the way!!
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so we get solangelo book, percy jackson disney+ tv series AND book 6 of percy jackson and the olympians??? all in the same year???
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people who’ve had near death experiences always talk about seeing a bright light or the ghost of a dead relative or whatever but never a badass skeleton in a robe holding a scythe and an hourglass. kind of disappointing.
if you die and the grim reaper doesn’t show up in 15 minutes you’re legally allowed to reanimate
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one of my toxic traits is experiencing immense pain and just not telling anyone at all
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you should absolutely go as a dead version of the queen it will make you the sexiest person in the room, there’s no such thing as too soon
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i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing “on”: o.*
my sister: we actually can’t turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he’s going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing “on” and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we’re going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you’re going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like “on” without the n
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stomping on my phone like a cigarette
Pulling a second, identical phone out of my pocket, hands visibly shaky, and logging back into tumblr
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maybe the ghosts actually try to show up now for ghost files because shane and ryan are no longer with b*zzfeed. maybe the ghosts just hate b*zzfeed. have you thought about that??
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hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.
fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki
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